Jayme Lynn Blaschke's Unofficial Green Arrow Shrine

Action Comics

No. 431, January 1974: The Case of the Runaway Shoebox!

Creative Team: Elliot S! Maggin, writer; Dick Dillin and Dick Giordano, artists; Julius Schwartz, editor

Synopsis: Oliver Quees is trying to scrape together enough money to pay the rent on his P.R. firm office/apartment, and man, is he really scrimping. He finally scrounges the $200 and heads across town to make his payment, but while ogling a cute woman in a short skirt on the subway, his pocket gets picked. Baffled when he can't find the envelope, Ollie retraces his steps. He runs into a snatch-and-grab, where a pair of thieves steal a shoebox containing a vauable artifact from a plainclothes museum courier (so as not to draw attention, natch). Green Arrow follows the thieves to their drop. He cuffs the theives and baggs their employer by shooting the whirling blades off a flying helicopter. Ollie's quite ticked to learn that the shoebox contains only pottery shards, but at the police station, the museum curator explains that they're very rare fragments of an ancient Greek amphora. At that point, the police bring in the pickpocket from the subway, and Ollie is able to claim his envelope by telling the cops exactly what denominations it contains. So Ollie paid his rent -- but he was an hour late to meet Dinah at the museum, and she wouldn't speak to him for three days.

Yeah, But Is It Good? A slight tale, but well done. It's pretty much a typical Green Arrow backup from either the Action or Detective run he starred in. Ollie's financial troubles are a nice touch, dovetailing nicely with his history of being an ex-millionaire who can't hold onto his money. Beyond the good character portrayal, the story's little more than a simplistic chase the bad guys tale. The artwork's nice, though.

Significata: It's revealed that a good portion of Ollie's budget goes toward wall plaster, for when he gets mad and slams his fist through the drywall. Superman battles an alien monster from the future in a truly bad story called "The Monster Who Unmasked Superman" and yet again, good buddy Batman shows up dressed as Supes to keep the identity secret. Ugh. There's a Daisy B-B Gun ad on the inside front cover. Remember when it wasn't politically incorrect to advertise these to kids? In the immortal words from A Christmas Story: "You'll shoot your eye out!" There's also an ad for "Ready Rangers Mobile Field Pack" on the back cover, which looks like some kind of plastic toy wilderness survival kit. Of course, the cartoon going along with it shows how anyone who dares go into the woods without it faces certain, unavoidable death. I can't stop laughing about how cheesy it is.

No. 434, April 1974: Zatanna's Double-Identity!

Creative Team: Elliot S! Maggin (with a little help from Allen, Sal, Neal and Joanne), writer; Dick Dillin and Frank McLaughlin, artists; Julius Schwartz, editor

Synopsis: Ollie and Dinah return to Ollie's P.R. office after sitting through a bad Kung Fu movie, to find Zatanna waiting. Zatanna immediately runs to Ollie and puts a major liplock on him, which sends Dinah off in a huff. Ollie figures she's under some kind of spell, as she can't keep her hands off of him, so he takes her along to an exhibit of a new burglar alarm at a nearby bank while he tries to figure out what to do. The alarm, apparently, is connected to a super computer which will identify who the robbers are before they've even finished their robbery (it's hooked into an FBI databank with files on every man, woman and child in the country). Ollie grouses about "Big Brother" and police states. Naturally, when the "simulated" bank robbery begins it quickly becomes the real thing. Switching costumes, Green Arrow takes down one robber while Zatanna opens a can of whoop-ass on the other, slapping him around with expert judo. Ollie figures out that somehow she's spelled herself to think she's Black Canary, with all of Canary's abilities. So Ollie starts saying words backwards, and when the confused Zatanna repeats them, spells happen (since Zatanna's magic is based on the truly hoaky notion that whatever she says backwards happens). Zatanna gets her memory back, and explains that the day before she'd encountered a gang of gem smugglers, and fought them with judo -- the spell "Zatanna become Black Canary" (I'm not going to spell it backwards for you!) had not only given her Dinah's fighting ability, it also gave her BC's memories as well. "So it was all an accident! Dinah will be pleased to hear that!" exclaims Ollie. "Sure Ollie... an accident..." says Zatanna, who promptly slips him the tongue before leaving. After she's gone, Dinah kicks down Ollie's door and is ready to kick Zatanna's butt. Some anti-climactic explaining follows.

Yeah, But Is It Good? This is a really, really fun story. I like it. And it plays into the "Ollie the womanizer" history that's come into vogue as of late. Unfortunately, the last page with Dinah is pretty anticlimactic -- ending the story with Zatanna's kiss would really have been a great kicker. The inane backwards wordplay Ollie engages in to trigger Zatanna's magic was laughable, but then what else are you going to get with Zatanna (good character, lousy gimmick).

Significata: Frank McLaughlin handles the inking chores on this story... something he'll still be doing nearly 20 years later on the Green Arrow regular series. Zatanna wears her fishnetted and top-hatted showbiz costume rather than the billowing sorceress one. Cover price: 20¢. In the lead story, Superman is rendered helpless by a Kryptonite-induced toothache. I kid you not. And this is DC's flagship title? There's a very cool sort-of house ad inside for 14 super hero wall clings for $2.50 plus 35¢ postage. They come on a 20" by 26" sheet, with the largest being 12 inches tall. I assume they're thin vinyl peel-offs. Heroes included are Green Arrow (of course!), Superman, Batman, Robin, Supergirl, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Hawkman and Flash. This would really be something I'd like to have. Pretty neat, indeed! A little farther along there's an ad for embroidered patches, but no Green Arrow this time -- mostly Superman and Batman. The centerfold is taken up by "Record Club of America" which offers six LPs or five 8-track tapes for 99¢. Artists featured include Cat Stevens, Rare Earth, Marie Osmond, Isaac Hayes and the Moody Blues.

No. 440, October 1974: Little Dog Lost!

Creative Team: Elliot S! Maggin, writer; Mike Grell, artist; Julius Schwartz, editor

Synopsis: A little white dog wanders around the Star City docks, and perks up when a man flies overhead. The man is Green Arrow, flying via his "flight arrow" and rocket-powered quiver. Green Arrow lands on a ship, and tackles a bunch of crooks smuggling "brain homogenizers." The boxing glove arrow makes an appearance. The dog helps Oliver by using a rope to trip up some of the fleeing thugs and tie them up. Later, at the Pretty Bird Flower Shoppe, Oliver discusses the strange tying of the bad guys with Dinah. The dog scratches at the door, and they let the mutt in. The dog drops a red gun-like gizmo, which Ollie identifies as one of the smuggled brain homogenizers. Ollie accidentally triggers it, and causes Dinah to experience wild and dangerous hallucinations. She attacks Ollie, but the dog flies across the room, scoops up the gizmo and uses it to cancel out the hallucinations. Wow, a dog that can fly! There's only one name that suits such a super canine, so Dinah names him... Demian.

Yeah, But Is It Good? It's good if you're one of the hoardes of Superboy fans who want to know whatever happened to Krypto. For Green Arrow or Black Canary fans, it's not so hot (at least it's not Zippo the SuperMonkey!). I'll give Maggin credit tho -- "brain homogenizers" is the most hilariously brilliant name for a super-weapon I've ever head. I giggle every time I think of it. If I ever write comics, some how, some day, I will include brain homogenizers in a storyline! Hmm... and the art by this Grell guy is okay, too. Ooh, I just thought -- Krypto's been a stray for a long time, and obviously hasn't been vaccinated. Wouldn't it be the worst Cujo scenario ever if this Kryptonian dog got rabis? Old Yeller from hell, indeed!

Significata: The first time Mike Grell ever drew Green Arrow. His style is more or less "generic comic book" at this point, and the distinctive "Grell nose" isn't in evidence, but there are a few panels that show flashes of what is to come. The lead Superman story, "The Man Who Betrayed Krypton," isn't awful for a change. Maybe I just like Krypton stories, who knows? Krypto is the dog in the Green Arrow story, obviously, and the mystery of why he's now a stray will be revealed in next month's issue, in the Green Arrow story "Mystery of the Wandering Dog!" Is it a requirement that every story title in comics during the 70s end with an exclamation point (!)? Coming next issue: "Green Arrow washes his socks!" In the letter column, Keith Partain of Tulsa, Oklahoma, compliments the magazine on the Green Arrow story "Young Man With a Drum" which features the return of Speedy (why do I have the feeling Great Frog is somehow involved?). Partain then comments on how nice it is that Ollie is shown with green eyes, whereas most heroes are colored with blue eyes. E.N. Birdwell, the lettercol answer guy, explains that because of the four-color process used to print comics, hues other than black, red, yellow and blue are tricky because they're a combination of the four previously stated, and if one of those combinations "drops out" during the press run, there could be be odd results. So most colorists "play it safe" and stick with basic blue when it comes to eyes.